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By dmg (Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 10:49:03 AM EST) (all tags)

Many of you may be thinking of making new years resolutions involving detoxification of some kind or another...

Perhaps you should consider these testimonials

"I pushed out the longest turd I have ever pushed out in my life. I knew that it was long, because when it was coming out it didn't break like it usually does. It just kept going and going"

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Isn't this a repeat? by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 11:00:05 AM EST

I recall something very similar not long ago.

Aye by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 08:08:45 PM EST

I've learned not to click on any more of his links that deal with cleaning your colon.

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: Its not exactly a repeat. by dmg (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 08:58:49 PM EST

It is in a similar vein to one of my earlier diaries.
What I like about this one is that the whole site appears to have been written by marketing people. Do any of those testimonials sound like they were from real people?
I mean, who the hell discusses that sort of thing in public anyway?
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Hard work is morally wrong.
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They made a whole movie about it by FlightTest (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 09:59:39 PM EST

The Road to Wellsville.

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: errr, Wellville, not Wellsville by FlightTest (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 10:01:19 PM EST

geh

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my fave by dev trash (4.00 / 1) #2 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 11:23:09 AM EST

I keep passing waste that is curved or shaped like the intestines.

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OMG by moonvine (4.00 / 3) #3 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 01:27:01 PM EST

I was reading about all of these colon cleansers online two months ago. It sucked me in, I was up all night, reading about SHIT.

I had a dream later that night about having a shit so powerful that I levitated from the toilet about ten feet above and hit my head on the ceiling and fell down. It was like an acme rocket shit experience. Totally amazing.

Or something.

: There is a grim fascination... by dmg (4.00 / 1) #6 Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 09:02:48 PM EST

Mainstream medical science doesn't acknowledge the benefits of colon cleansing supposedly. So I'm wondering, is this quack medicine? Does the colon cleansing kit actually generate those spectacular stools, or is medical science wrong?
I mean, when you look at some of that shit, it looks totally scary.
One of the quys talks about it looking like there were bits of liver in it.
I'm almost tempted to try it myself, simply for the amusement/entertainment value, never mind whether it actually works or not :-)
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Hard work is morally wrong.
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Reading about non-metaphorical shit . . . by slozo (4.00 / 1) #11 Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 02:23:46 AM EST

. . . to bring in the new year, eh?

Could be a long one . . . the year, I mean.

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